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Everybody has an opinion on marriage… and celebrities are not shy about sharing their. We’ve rounded up fifteen of the funniest, best and most inspirational celebrity quotes about marriage.
Good Advice
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Will Ferrell
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Dr Joyce Brothers
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
Chris Rock
Wise words
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
Paul Newman
Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
Megan Mullally
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
Leo Tolstoy
Funny Guys and Gals
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.
Jerry Seinfeld
Sweethearts until the end
There’s a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Dave Grohl
Kinda gross, but ok…
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt
Inspiring words
I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much.
Nicholas Sparks
True love that lasts forever… yes, I do believe in it. My parents have been married for 40 years and my grandparents were married for 70 years. I come from a long line of true loves.
Zooey Deschanel